THINGS I WAS SENT
free boxes. honest opinions. not mine to sell.
these arrived free through amazon vine. i can't sell them to you — so the button sends you to amazon instead. if you buy, i get a small cut. the opinions stay mine.
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COLOR-CHANGING LED STRIP
★★★★☆not for sale
Turns any room into a bad decision. The remote is cursed.
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- vine_clay-mask.jpgI DIDN'T PAY FOR THIS.
VOLCANIC CLAY MASK
★★★★★not for sale
Dries like drywall. Skin looked incredible. Worth the fear.
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- vine_desk-lamp.jpgTHEY SENT ME THIS.
CHROME ARC DESK LAMP
★★★☆☆not for sale
Flimsy arm, perfect light. Photographs better than it functions.
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40-PACK GEL PENS
★★★★☆not for sale
Eleven of them work. Those eleven are life-changing.
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- vine_mini-fridge.jpgTHEY SENT ME THIS.
SKINCARE MINI FRIDGE
★★★★☆not for sale
Hums like a threat. Keeps the serums cold. No notes.
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- vine_shower-speaker.jpgI DIDN'T PAY FOR THIS.
WATERPROOF SHOWER SPEAKER
★★★☆☆not for sale
Bass in a tiled room is a spiritual experience. Suction cup lies.
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